Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+ Frederick's of Hollywood

[Streetwise]

A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood
to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is
shown several possibilities that range from $250 to
$500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.

He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500
and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his
wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and
model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so
sheer that it might as well be nothing. I'll not put
it on, do the modeling naked and return it the next
day and get a $500 refund for myself."

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes
a pose.

The husband says, "Good Lord! For $500, you'd
think that they'd have at least ironed it!"

Funeral Services are pending...

[TWINE006]

Rofl. Nice one.