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Deepone
post Jul 2 2004, 03:54 PM
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+ Marriage Joke
Bob, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country
Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde
who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm
and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask, "Bob,
how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"

Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"

They're knocked over, but continue to ask.
"So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"

Bob says, "I lied about my age."

His friends respond, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only
50?"

Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."


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TWINE006
post Jul 3 2004, 02:14 AM
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Lol. The truth hurts.


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