Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+ The Perfect Wife

[Maggietobias]

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given
responsibility to marry the perfect woman, so they could produce
children beyond comparison. With that he began his mission to find the
perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the
east coast, he started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer
who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his
breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for
permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get married, so you
came to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter.

The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.

"Well" said the man, "She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly
notice, pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls.

The man went out with the second daughter.

The next day, the farmer again asked how things went. "Well," the man
replied, "She's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell,
cross-eyed.

The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things
might be better.

The morning after the man dated the third daughter, the man rushed in
exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to
marry!"

They were married right away. Months later, the had a baby. When the man
visited nursery, he was horrified. The baby was the ugliest, most
pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking
how such a thing could happen considering the parents.

"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you
could hardly tell, pregnant, when you met her.

[Streetwise]

Hahaha, the idiot should have known that the perfect woman is yet to be born.

[mcelb1200]

The perfect woman is the one you marry!

Which means there's one for each of us! (i hope?!)