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mcelb1200	Sep 23 2004, 02:16 AM Post #1
nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 240 Joined: 29-April 04 From: Melbourne, Australia Member No.: 94	The Indian & The Porsche An Indian parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off. More than a little distraught, the Indian grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the Indian starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful black Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!" After the Indian finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Indians are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life." "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?", snaps the Indian.The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you." The Indian looks down in absolute horror "F**ING HELL!!!!!! he screams........ "Where's my Rolex ????" -------------------- ... just let me see if I can get that log out of your eye...*

Streetwise	Sep 23 2004, 06:20 AM Post #2
Le Papillon Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12	Damn you mcelb :D I would have laughed my ass off if some of my best friends weren't Indians :thumbsdown: --------------------

candlez	Sep 23 2004, 12:52 PM Post #3
nFm [ not leaving ] Group: Full Member Posts: 50 Joined: 22-March 04 Member No.: 58	Nice one dude :D very cheeky

Sirius	Sep 23 2004, 01:35 PM Post #4
nFm [ not leaving ] Group: Beta Member Posts: 37 Joined: 31-August 04 Member No.: 148	I've heard that one a million times... --------------------

Maggietobias	Sep 23 2004, 02:42 PM Post #5
nFm [ progressor ] Group: Private Member Posts: 140 Joined: 22-March 04 Member No.: 56	Some of my best friends are Indians (and I'm sending them the joke!!) and I laughed my ass off Maggietobias

mcelb1200

Sep 24 2004, 01:30 AM

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QUOTE (Streetwise @ Sep 23 2004, 04:20 PM)

Damn you mcelb :D I would have laughed my ass off if some of my best friends weren't Indians :thumbsdown:

in that case... substitute "indian" for any "group who is too materialistic".

how about..

"The Liberal MP and the Porche"? ; OR
"Kerry Packer and his Monday Morning Porche?"
"George Dubya Bush, his bombs, and the Porche?"

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... just let me see if I can get that log out of your eye...

Pikaporeon	Sep 24 2004, 02:06 AM Post #7
Advanced Curveball Champion! ...Then I Defy You, Stars Group: Private Member Posts: 426 Joined: 26-March 04 From: Canadia Member No.: 70	I heard this ages ago about Lawyers -------------------- A British company is developing small computer chips that can store music in women's breasts. This is considered a major breakthrough since women complain about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Streetwise	Sep 24 2004, 06:50 AM Post #8
Le Papillon Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12	I can live with that mcelb. Suddenly the joke seems even funnier. Pikaporeon I like your sig...you had me there. --------------------

Pikaporeon

Sep 24 2004, 05:58 PM

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QUOTE (Streetwise @ Sep 24 2004, 06:50 AM)

Pikaporeon I like your sig...you had me there.

Im just waiting for someone to PM me saying

"You nuub you didnt link properly"

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A British company is developing small computer chips that can store music
in women's breasts.

This is considered a major breakthrough since women complain about men
staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

mcelb1200	Sep 25 2004, 01:05 AM Post #10
nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 240 Joined: 29-April 04 From: Melbourne, Australia Member No.: 94	nah, it's class.... pure class dude. -------------------- ... just let me see if I can get that log out of your eye...

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