things you can only get away with at christmas
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| speedieboy |
  Dec 23 2004, 01:02 PM
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 nFm [ not leaving ]  Group: Full Member Posts: 56 Joined: 26-June 04 From: sydney,australia Member No.: 123  |
1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning. 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more |
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| Deepone |
Dec 23 2004, 03:19 PM
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The One Deep Down Group: Private Member Posts: 1137 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Masala / Kirkkonummi / Finland Member No.: 101 |
haha.. now that is nasty :P
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| Xizor |
Dec 24 2004, 04:25 AM
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nFm [ stuck around ] Group: Members Posts: 22 Joined: 14-June 04 Member No.: 115 |
hmmm... both naughty and nice! :D
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| Bdn |
Dec 24 2004, 05:06 PM
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nFm [ progressor ] Group: Full Member Posts: 172 Joined: 28-March 04 Member No.: 75 |
haha nice one.
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