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> > > Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally
> > > dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table
> > > to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any
> > > underwear under her dress!
> > > Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his
> > > head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the
> > > kitchen to get some refreshments.
> > > Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you
> > > liked under there?" Surprised by her boldness, John courageously
> > > admitted that, well indeed he did.
> > > She said, " Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
> > > After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral
> > > costs of this offer, John confirms that he is interested. She
> > > tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and
> > > John doesn't, John should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday
> > > afternoon.
> > >
> > > When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2
> > > p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went
> > > to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. John
> > > quickly dressed and left.
> > >
> > > As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the
> > > house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this
> > > afternoon?"
> > > With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by
> > > for a few minutes this afternoon."
> > > Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked,
> > > "And did he give you $500?"
> > > In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after
> > > mustering her best poker face, replied,
> > >
> > > "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."
> > > Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by
> > > saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this
> > > morning and borrowed $500 from me.
> > > He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way
> > > home and pay me back."
> > >
> > > Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player
> > >