Audi Quattro
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| Streetwise |
 Mar 7 2005, 08:04 AM
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 Le Papillon  Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12  |
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The
Italian customs officer stops them and tells them : "Itsa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro!" "Vot do you mean, it's illegal?" asks the German driver. "Quattro means four!" replies the Italian official. "Quattro iz just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam paperz : Ze car is dezigned to carry 5 people!" "You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You havea five-a people ina your car and you are therefore breaking the law!" The German replies angrily " You ideeiot! Call ze zupervizor over! Schnell! I vant to spik to zumvun viz more intelligence!!!" "Sorry" respondes the Italian, "He canta comea .. He'sa buzy witha two guys in a Fiat Uno." --------------------  |
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| Maggietobias |
Mar 10 2005, 04:30 PM
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nFm [ progressor ] Group: Private Member Posts: 140 Joined: 22-March 04 Member No.: 56 |
Ouch, non PC humor, great
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| mcelb1200 |
Mar 15 2005, 01:38 PM
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 nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 240 Joined: 29-April 04 From: Melbourne, Australia Member No.: 94 |
mmm.... germans
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