Mad wife disease
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| Streetwise |
 Apr 10 2005, 09:13 AM
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 Le Papillon  Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12  |
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
"What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained. "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation". Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him on the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What was that for?" She replied, "Your horse called." --------------------  |
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| mcelb1200 |
Apr 10 2005, 02:39 PM
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 nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 240 Joined: 29-April 04 From: Melbourne, Australia Member No.: 94 |
That's a nice one!
hehehehe :D --------------------  ... just let me see if I can get that log out of your eye... |
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| lokal |
Apr 10 2005, 03:05 PM
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 nFm [ progressor ] Group: Full Member Posts: 86 Joined: 11-August 04 Member No.: 142 |
haha!
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