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Streetwise
post Jun 23 2005, 09:48 AM
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Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:



FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites

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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Co*ker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog

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FREE PUPPIES.. Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free

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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat .. been out awhile.
Better be a reward.

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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale

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NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby

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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

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NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once

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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300

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FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.




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TWINE006
post Jun 25 2005, 03:43 AM
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Lol, the last one and parachute one are pretty good.


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Deepone
post Jun 26 2005, 01:15 PM
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Ball Eat Champion! Dwarf on a Wharf Champion! Q Bert 2004 Champion! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Brawl Champion! Western Shooter Champion!

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good ones indeed.. :)


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