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Streetwise
post Jul 19 2005, 08:04 AM
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Different guys act differently when drunk but this incident beats them all

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A drunk Ukrainian who boasted to friends of his amazing strength was left fighting for his life when he picked a fight with a 42 stone grizzly bear. The 22 year-old man, not named, had been drinking with friends when he decided to show them how strong he was by wrestling with the biggest animal he could find.

They went to the local zoo where he managed to climb over the railings into a bear cage and started to hit one of them on the leg. The bear pushed the man away with a swipe of his paw but when the man hit him again the bear pinned him to the ground and began mauling him.

Staff managed to drag the man out of the cage and calm the bears down.
Doctors at a hospital in the town where he was being treated said his condition was serious.

A spokesman for the zoo said: "The whole thing lasted less than a minute and the other bears were just getting ready to join in and attack him as well. If we hadn't got him out of there he would have been killed."


So how do you guys act after having one too many. I get loud and jovial. When I was younger I used to get violent sometimes. But one thing hasn't changed. I've got to have a woman after having a couple of beers. :D


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post Jul 19 2005, 01:59 PM
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yeah, sometimes i get loud and obnoxious. More often I just get quiet, and hide.



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post Jul 20 2005, 02:36 AM
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That guy's an idiot! The zoo staff should have let the bear finish the job - the genepool would be a bit cleaner in the end.
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post Jul 20 2005, 02:02 PM
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i've always been mellow when drunk - i dont understand the random agression that some folks get after they've had a skinful...i just enjoy chatting/slurring at people and eating foods which i wouldnt touch sober like kebabs...

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post Jul 21 2005, 11:10 AM
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QUOTE (Awai @ Jul 20 2005, 02:02 PM)
i've always been mellow when drunk - i dont understand the random agression that some folks get after they've had a skinful...i just enjoy chatting/slurring at people and eating foods which i wouldnt touch sober like kebabs...

Awai.

:cheers: What he said :cheers:
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post Jul 21 2005, 02:59 PM
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I'm a "happy drunk".
I get goofy, a little obnoxious, and it usually becomes my mission to make sure everyone else is having a good time.

Then there's the women.
I have a vary narrow window when it comes to women and booze. I start drinking, then after the golden number I'm unstopable with any lady, but if I go over that number by even a couple of drinks I become completely useless trying to pick up women. Then after a few more I resort to oogling and the occasional fondling of any hot ladies within reach. heh.

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Oh yeah... I was camping May long weekend this year, and in our drunken wisdom my friends thought it'd be a good idea to grease me up with bacon grease and go wrestle a bear. Not to prove anything... just for entertainment. As with most of our drunken ideas, we just never got around to it. :P

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post Jul 21 2005, 03:44 PM
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It depends on what I drink. Beer usually gets me sleepy and even depressive if I'm in that kind of mood.

Tequila, however, gets me a really happy, dancing mood.

I usually don't have mixed drinks, since they only give me headaches. :puke:
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post Jul 22 2005, 05:42 AM
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heh doesn't surprise me.

i'm a anything you want me to be type drunk. it has its benifits. lol.


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