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Streetwise	Sep 17 2005, 07:50 AM Post #1
Le Papillon Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12	Q:What's the difference between cricketers and condoms? A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman? A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass. Q: What makes a happy man? A: Daughter is on the cover of Vogue, son on the cover of Sports Illustrated, mistress on the cover of Playboy and wife on the cover of Missing persons. Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear? A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night. Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? A: Because they are tired of using their own. Q: What's common between men and video? A: Both go backward... forward... backward...forward...backward....forward... stop and eject. Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble Q:7 qualities to be a perfect wife: A:Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic, Adorable, Sweet, Truthful and Self-Organized. In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S Q:8 Who is a gynaecologist ? A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure --------------------

Sep 17 2005, 11:43 PM

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QUOTE (Streetwise @ Sep 17 2005, 07:50 AM)

... wife on the cover of Missing persons.

That made me laugh. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Pikaporeon	Sep 19 2005, 09:28 PM Post #3
Advanced Curveball Champion! ...Then I Defy You, Stars Group: Private Member Posts: 426 Joined: 26-March 04 From: Canadia Member No.: 70	Likes the missing persons one as well Whats the difference between a three ring circus and a feminist movement? One is a Cunning Array of Stunts.... -------------------- A British company is developing small computer chips that can store music in women's breasts. This is considered a major breakthrough since women complain about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Deepone	Sep 23 2005, 10:10 AM Post #4
Ball Eat Champion! Dwarf on a Wharf Champion! Q Bert 2004 Champion! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Brawl Champion! Western Shooter Champion! The One Deep Down Group: Private Member Posts: 1137 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Masala / Kirkkonummi / Finland Member No.: 101	haha.. those are awesome ones :) -------------------- This person is best talked to with the help of a computer..

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