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Deepone
post Jan 18 2006, 11:43 PM
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A social note in favor of the weak and slow: The developers were particularly satisfied to show that in a society that worships the fittest, fastest, furtherest and highest , the weak and the slow can sometimes be the out performers.


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emails by snails SMTP –snail mobile transfer protocol


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Following the breakthrough , here are some newly formulated snails laws:



EmbeddedJanitor laws (thx Slashdot)

IBM snail law : The world will only need five snails.

DEC snail law: : Nobody wants a snail in their home.

Microsoft: The new Longhorned snail is shipping…



spagetti law (thx Slashdot)

BillG: a 640K snail should be enough for anyone



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The snail is the network - Sun Microsystems snail law


the joke itself here. Read about the world's newest invention on transmission protocols!


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post Jan 19 2006, 10:52 AM
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