new cure to shyness,inadequacy & non-assertiveness
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| Deepone |
 Jan 19 2006, 08:15 PM
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The One Deep Down  Group: Private Member Posts: 1137 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Masala / Kirkkonummi / Finland Member No.: 101  |
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Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila. Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, (well shyness anyway) and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila. Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of v*rginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister. Tequila. Leave Shyness Behind. -------------------- This person is best talked to with the help of a computer..
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| Janie |
Jan 19 2006, 09:15 PM
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 nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 239 Joined: 20-October 05 From: Springdale, ARKANSAS Member No.: 182 |
Good one! :D
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| Streetwise |
Jan 20 2006, 07:42 AM
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 Le Papillon Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12 |
How much do Tequila pay you for this Deep? Pimp could have told you all this a long time ago :P I'm using Tequila too to get rid of my shyness :D
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| Janie |
Jan 20 2006, 10:38 AM
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nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 239 Joined: 20-October 05 From: Springdale, ARKANSAS Member No.: 182 |
He IS!! It makes him GREAT in bed too. Oh sorry Streety, I promised to keep it a secret, didn't I!~
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| Streetwise |
Jan 20 2006, 11:12 AM
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Le Papillon Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12 |
Have you been drinking Tequila too Janie?
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