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[bloodshot]

Lesson Learned


I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing
bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She
was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes
flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable. One
day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I
went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I
was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't
overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she
wants to make love to me just once.
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she
said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get
me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood
there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I
opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside,
and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and
pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.


Lesson learned:- Always keep your condoms in your car

[Songi]

lol i heard this one before. it was alittle different, not in the form of lesson learned, but still quite funny.