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Maggietobias	Apr 28 2004, 10:53 PM Post #1
nFm [ progressor ] Group: Private Member Posts: 140 Joined: 22-March 04 Member No.: 56	These are actual clippings from church newspapers. It's amazing what a little proofreading could've prevented. ______________________________ Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at The Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the wayfrom Africa. _____________________________ Don't forget the National PRAYER & FASTING Conference. "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals." _____________________________ Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the school recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King. _____________________________ Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. _____________________________ "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands." _____________________________ Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time. _____________________________ The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict. _____________________________ The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight will be: "Searching for Jesus" _____________________________ Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get. _____________________________ Barbara Jones remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons. _____________________________ The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy." _____________________________ Don't let worry kill you - let the Church help. _____________________________ Irving Benson and Jessica Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. _____________________________ A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. _____________________________ At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. _____________________________ Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. _____________________________ The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoy sinning to join the choir. _____________________________ Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. _____________________________ The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel. _____________________________ For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. _____________________________ Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered. _____________________________ Attend this meeting and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch. _____________________________ The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility. _____________________________ Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M.-prayer and medication to follow. _____________________________ The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. _____________________________ Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done. _____________________________ Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 8 PM, Please use the back door. _____________________________ The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the Church basement on Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. _____________________________ Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double door at the side entrance. _____________________________ Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes. _____________________________ The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Now Up Yours."