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megatonone
post May 16 2004, 01:31 PM
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Two families moved from Pakistan to America. When they arrived the two
> > fathers made a bet -- in a year's time, whichever family had become more
> > American would win.
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> > A year later they met again. The first man said, "My son is playing
> > baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast, and I'm on my way to pick up a
> case
> > of Bud, how about you?"
> >
> > The second man replied, "Fuck you, towelhead."



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post May 16 2004, 06:19 PM
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post May 16 2004, 06:41 PM
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Deepone
post May 16 2004, 08:21 PM
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quit a good one :D
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post May 16 2004, 11:06 PM
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hehe ... nice one :D
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post May 16 2004, 11:19 PM
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That... was golden.


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post May 17 2004, 05:03 AM
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What I'm curious about is what Mr. Bear edited here.


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post May 17 2004, 06:36 AM
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post May 17 2004, 10:32 AM
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QUOTE (Streetwise @ May 17 2004, 05:03 AM)
What I'm curious about is what Mr. Bear edited here.

my guess would be that he added that it might offend to the topic :)


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post May 18 2004, 12:03 AM
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LOL!... so true... sadly... :D

I've never heard that termonology use anyways. "Raghead" is much more common.

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post May 18 2004, 03:16 AM
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QUOTE (Streetwise @ May 17 2004, 06:03 AM)
What I'm curious about is what Mr. Bear edited here.

From the Board rules:
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When a topic has been closed/edited/deleted and you disagree with the reasons given, please let the moderator, global moderator or admin know in PM not in public!

Strictly speaking, it should say "... and you disagree or question..."

Anyway, why not just PM me and ask? :rolleyes:

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