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Saint26
post Jun 15 2004, 03:17 PM
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A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, “Honey,pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!”

The wife says,“Ohmigod! No kiddin?! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”

The husband yells back,“It doesn’t matter… just get the hell out!”


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Deepone
post Jun 15 2004, 07:21 PM
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post Jun 16 2004, 05:50 AM
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The poor woman


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