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[Deepone]

(sorry for not posting anything in a while.. here's something for that matter)
+ General Joke
My friend lives in Hougang Ave 8. One evening he went to town for a movie
with his friends. He was having a lot fun before he realized it was
getting very late. He quickly made his way home.

It was unusually dark and creepy that nite. As he was walking, he was
astonished to find an old, creepy-looking street peddlar selling some
books along the road. It gave him the shivers when he noticed this pale
old guy staring at him.

The old guy said, "Son, why don't you get a book ... it will keep you
company".

My friend acted brave and thought why not. He had a look at the old man's
collection ... his hair began to rise up on end when he noticed all the
books were related to the supernatural.

Nonetheless, he found one that was very interesting so he asked the old
man, "How much is this, Uncle?"

The old guy replied, "Well son ... that's an interesting book ...it's
$25."

My friend was shocked and said "But ... but ... that's so expensive..."

The old man said nothing but glared at my friend which freaked him out. He
quickly rummaged through his pockets and found $20.

"T-t-this's all I have" he said.

The old guy replied, "It's okay, son .... you can 've the book for that
price."

As my friend hastily paid for it and made a dash for home, the old man
called out to him and said, "Son ... whatever happens, don't you ever flip
the book to it's last page ... remember these words ...or you will regret
it!"

Reaching home, he quickly asked his parents, "Dad ... mom ... are there
any new booksellers nearby?"

"Not that we know of ... but we've heard of a creepy old man that appears
only at nite during a full moon and then disappears just as mysteriously.
Nobody knows who he is, or where he comes from but many have become
victims in his wake... why son?"

"N-nothing ... just asking", said my Friend and ran straight to his room.
Nervously, he opened the book and began reading, all the time remembering
the warning the old man had given him.

But after a while, he grew tired and fell asleep. At midnite, as he was
sound asleep in bed, a cold gush of wind blew in through his bedroom
window which startled him and sent chills down his spine. He looked at his
table and noticed the wind had blown the pages of the book to its last
page!

For awhile, he laid in bed - frozen in fear, but soon curiosity got the
better of him. He had to know what was on the last page. Slowly he got out
of bed and carefully picked up the book.

As he glimpsed at the last page, he let out a blood-curling scream and
fainted
This is what he read on the last page !
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Retail Price: $10.99
Promotional Price: $2.99

[candlez]

poor bastard! haha

[mcelb1200]

and here I was thinking he was going to get seriously injured! hehe

[Maggietobias]

actually I thought it was going to turn out to be a past due library book

Maggietobias