The Ten Commandments of marriage
| Streetwise |
 Dec 26 2004, 04:57 PM
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 Le Papillon  Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12  |
Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again are thunder and
lightning. Commandment 2. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand! Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is. Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; The trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. Commandment 8. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife. Commandment 9. Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste. Commandment 10. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished --------------------  |
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| optomos |
Dec 26 2004, 05:59 PM
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 nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 296 Joined: 14-August 04 From: ATL Member No.: 144 |
:lol: My Uncle had a bumper sticker of that on his car. -------------------- --How few our real wants, and how vast our imaginary ones!--
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| captbics |
Dec 28 2004, 11:26 PM
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 nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 217 Joined: 24-April 04 Member No.: 90 |
Those hit close to home...
captbics -------------------- O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weather'd every rack, the prize we sought is won... (Dead Poet's Society) (Walt Whitman) |
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| TWINE006 |
Dec 30 2004, 04:45 AM
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 Narcissism Incarnate Group: Private Member Posts: 475 Joined: 18-March 04 Member No.: 25 |
Ahahahahaha They're all pretty good... the truth hurts, lol. :P This post has been edited by TWINE006: Dec 30 2004, 04:46 AM -------------------- You can win a thousand battles but you can still only lose one.
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