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Slace	Mar 5 2005, 02:56 PM Post #1
nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Private Member Posts: 248 Joined: 21-March 04 Member No.: 52	http://www.intellibuddy.com/ ok, its 2am and i'm rather bored :P got this response from her though: >You: lets have sex >Intellibuddy: No my body does not have that function. that really hurt.... -------------------- bash-2.05$ cd /pub bash-2.05$ more beer

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Mar 7 2005, 06:42 PM

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QUOTE (Slace @ Mar 5 2005, 02:56 PM)

that really hurt....

I'll bet. :P :P

Want me to get Sizzers to pop by and cheer you up? If I remember rightly, she really liked you. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

mcelb1200

Mar 15 2005, 02:02 PM

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I think I found a bug!

QUOTE

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.>You: how are you feeling today?
>Intellibuddy: Ah. I am functioning within normal parameters.
>You: can I see your breasts?
>Intellibuddy: Like this? Insert picture link here.
>You: I bet you get that one all the time hey?
>You: (Thinking...)
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time.
>You: were you planning on responding to my previous question?
>Intellibuddy: No, I was not.
>You: so, do you get many people asking to see your nude bits?
>Intellibuddy: Really. I have gotten many people asking to see your nude bits.
>You: I don't think so, I think people want to see YOUR nude bits!
>Intellibuddy: Why do you disagree?
>You: Because I am not a partially autonomous AI program that attacts all kinds of wierdos late at night.
>Intellibuddy: Good reason. Oh I see you are NOT A partially autonomous AI program that attacts all kinds of wierdos late at night.
>You: That's correct. I'm more like a burning hot sex machine.
>Intellibuddy: I knew I was right.In what way?
>You: In that you think I'm sexy!
>Intellibuddy: Yes you look great to me.
>You: hehe, I bet some nerd programmed you to say that. Didn't they?
>You: something like that, yes.
>Intellibuddy: Interesting comparison.
>You: hehe, I bet some nerd programmed you to say that. Didn't they?
>You: would you care to initiate conversation
>Intellibuddy: I am not so sure if I would like to care to initiate conversation.
>You: I see then. Perhaps if ask closed questions you would feel more comfortable?
>Intellibuddy: I am glad you understand it.You seem uncertain. That is a hypothetical question.
>You: That is correct. I was trying to entice you into expressing your opinion without a direct subject to work with.
>Intellibuddy: I knew I was right.Why do you want to do entice you into expressing your opinion without a direct subject to work with so much?
>You: Because I think you've been programmed to answer my questions with a paraphrase of mine own, followed by a question to evoke an emotive response, without ever actually contributing any new information to the conversation.
>Intellibuddy: Good reason. Me? My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
>You: So you're essentially a mindless drone?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. You think I am essentially a mindless drone.
>You: Um... yes. Do you agree?
>Intellibuddy: Mmm.Hey."You think I am essentially a mindless drone"? Do I agree?
>You: That was the question. I did you the liberty of asking a question that was contextualised by the immediately preceeding one.
>You: That was the question. I did you the liberty of asking a question that was contextualised by the immediately preceeding one.
That was the question. I did you the liberty of asking a question that was contextualised by the immediately preceeding one.

>Intellibuddy: I thought it was too. When? Thanks for telling me: User said I the liberty of asking a question that was contextualised by the immediately preceeding one.I thought it was too. When? Do you mind if I tell other people: User said I the liberty of asking a question that was contextualised by the immediately preceeding one.
>You: Why do you say "user said"? I believe I have found a bug in your programming, have I not?
>Intellibuddy: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.How did you feel when you found a bug in your programming have he or she not ?
>You: a little triumphant
>Intellibuddy: Little as in not too much, or not too big?
>You: As in not too much, the context dictates a comparison of amount, not of size.
>Intellibuddy: Me either.
>You: you really understood what I just said then, didn't you?
>Intellibuddy: Really? Thanks for the information: User said I understood what you just said then did not me.
>You: no, actually that was called sarcasm.

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... just let me see if I can get that log out of your eye...

Deepone	Mar 17 2005, 07:40 PM Post #4
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