The five stages of sex
| Streetwise |
 Nov 5 2005, 08:17 PM
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 Le Papillon  Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12  |
RECENT RESEARCH SHOWS THAT THERE ARE 5 STAGES OF SEX.
The 1st stage of sex is Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd stage of sex is Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd stage of sex is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex in your bedroom. The 4th stage of sex is Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say F *** You". The 5th and final stage of sex is Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone --------------------  |
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| Janie |
Nov 6 2005, 11:24 AM
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 nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 239 Joined: 20-October 05 From: Springdale, ARKANSAS Member No.: 182 |
I can't decide if that's a joke or the real thing!!
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| Streetwise |
Nov 6 2005, 11:54 AM
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Le Papillon Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12 |
I couldn't either. :D -------------------- |
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