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Deepone	Dec 22 2005, 05:51 AM Post #1
Ball Eat Champion! Dwarf on a Wharf Champion! Q Bert 2004 Champion! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Brawl Champion! Western Shooter Champion! The One Deep Down Group: Private Member Posts: 1137 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Masala / Kirkkonummi / Finland Member No.: 101	+ Marriage Joke A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what is wrong. "Well," replied the man "when we had finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking." "Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend. "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!" The groom nodded gently and said, "I don't know if I can get over this though. She gave me $20 change!" + Christmas Joke What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. This post has been edited by Deepone: Dec 22 2005, 05:52 AM -------------------- This person is best talked to with the help of a computer..

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Deepone	Dec 22 2005, 05:51 AM Post #2
Ball Eat Champion! Dwarf on a Wharf Champion! Q Bert 2004 Champion! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Brawl Champion! Western Shooter Champion! The One Deep Down Group: Private Member Posts: 1137 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Masala / Kirkkonummi / Finland Member No.: 101	(IMG:http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/xmas_gift.jpg) -------------------- This person is best talked to with the help of a computer..

Awai	Dec 22 2005, 10:46 AM Post #3
Waiting For... Group: Moderator Posts: 382 Joined: 18-March 04 From: ~beyond the sea Member No.: 19	hahaha excellent - thanks mate :) -------------------- "You look into her eyes and it’s more than your heart will allow And in August and Everything After you get a little less than you expected somehow."

Janie	Dec 22 2005, 11:48 AM Post #4
nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 239 Joined: 20-October 05 From: Springdale, ARKANSAS Member No.: 182	Good ones! --------------------

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