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[Deepone]

Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby
of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the
old lady, "I know just what you're wanting. For $5.00 I'll have s*x with
you right over there in that rocking chair."

The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.

The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa
over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles,
and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."

The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts digging
down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.

"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.

"Get serious", she replies. "Four times in the rocking chair."

[Janie]

Smart lady!!