Some interesting facts about Mr T..

* Mr. T destroyed the periodic table, saying Mr. T. only recognizes the
element of surprise.

* Mr. T can walk on water. He can also walk on fire. His preference
however, is to walk on fools.

* Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.

* When in the presence of Mr.T a magic-8-ball ALWAYS predicts PAIN!

* Satan sold his soul to Mr. T.

* Mr T tried to break the speed of light in the A-Team van because he
wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of Jibba Jabba.

* Mr. T shot J.R

* When Chuck Norris interrupted Mr. T's breakfast of diesel fuel and
shovels, Mr. T stood up and Chuck Norris sh*t himself, knowing a
roundhouse kick to the face was useless to Mr. T's pity.

* Mr T does not hunt because the word "hunting" infers the probability of
failure. Mr T goes killing.

* Mr T counted to infinity - twice.

* When Mr T sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a
picture of himself. Mr T has not had to pay taxes, ever.

* Mr T can touch MC Hammer.

* Mr T doesn't sleep. He waits.

* President Bush did have an exit strategy for the Iraq war. However, Mr T
was too busy that day pityin' fools.

* If Mr T is late, time better slow it's foolin' ass down.