Your guide to finding a hot geek partner
| Songi |
 Mar 10 2006, 01:58 AM
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 Sensei  Group: Moderator Posts: 560 Joined: 18-March 04 Tournaments Won: 1 Member No.: 7  |
OK, you admit it, maybe you are a little more than just technically savvy. Maybe your social habits do need a TCP/IP connection. Maybe your biggest irritation is people who don't know the difference between memory and hard drive space. Maybe your friends, family and internet service provider have all told you it's about time you found a real partner.
I have 10 pick-up lines so perfect, that they will filter out anyone who just doesn't understand the way. 1) I can tell by your emoticons that you're looking for some company. 2) Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 3) You had me at "Hello World." 4) Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open? 5) I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force. 6) What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this? 7) You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean. 8) You must've been made by Intel to be that hot! 9) You've stolen the ASCII to my heart. 10) I wish I was your differential, because then I'd be touching all your curves. Well this isn't mine, and not quite as funny as i was hoping it to be, but maybe some of you will enjoy it. -------------------- Do not run away; let go. Do not seek, for it will come when least expected. - Bruce Lee
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| Pikaporeon |
Mar 10 2006, 07:52 PM
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 Advanced Curveball Champion! ...Then I Defy You, Stars Group: Private Member Posts: 426 Joined: 26-March 04 From: Canadia Member No.: 70 |
I've used six.
WAY more often than I should have. I loved number three. -------------------- A British company is developing small computer chips that can store music
in women's breasts. This is considered a major breakthrough since women complain about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. |
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| Deepone |
Mar 14 2006, 07:07 AM
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The One Deep Down Group: Private Member Posts: 1137 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Masala / Kirkkonummi / Finland Member No.: 101 |
4 & 10 are good :P
-------------------- This person is best talked to with the help of a computer..
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| Shadow-Bario |
Apr 5 2006, 01:19 PM
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nFm [ Newbie ] Group: Members Posts: 6 Joined: 5-April 06 Member No.: 205 |
if my pimp factor keeps going down like it has... I may have to pull out one of those lines.
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