Little Boy Hockey Joke
| Pikaporeon |
 Apr 3 2006, 09:43 PM
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Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up, doctor, fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." -------------------- A British company is developing small computer chips that can store music
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| Ratrap |
Apr 4 2006, 03:02 PM
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nFm [ Level 2 ] Group: Global Moderator Posts: 395 Joined: 18-March 04 From: Germany Member No.: 21 |
Hahaha great one :)
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| Streetwise |
Apr 4 2006, 03:21 PM
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 Le Papillon Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12 |
Bwahahaha that's the best joke I've heard for a long time.
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| oleva orava |
Apr 4 2006, 07:22 PM
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 nFm [ progressor ] Group: Alpha Member Posts: 99 Joined: 4-December 05 From: Lempäälä, Finland Member No.: 185 |
lol :D
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| Deepone |
Apr 6 2006, 11:23 AM
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The One Deep Down Group: Private Member Posts: 1137 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Masala / Kirkkonummi / Finland Member No.: 101 |
hahaha... that one really made me&my gf chuckle :D
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| enigma |
Apr 6 2006, 11:42 AM
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HAHA..
Being an Aussie, I have no idea who the Maple Leaps are, but the context of the joke is hilarious!! I'll just change the team and make it apply here in Australia and share it.. Nice work. --------------------  |
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