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Deepone
post Apr 13 2006, 10:14 PM
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her
husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're
cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more
butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to
STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when
you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST
your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt
them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?
You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied,
"I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."


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oleva orava
post Apr 14 2006, 08:53 AM
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lol :D
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post Apr 14 2006, 09:03 AM
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HAHA!! Very funny. :D
Gotta love a clever joke.


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post Apr 14 2006, 09:46 PM
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i love jokes like these. kick ass.


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post Apr 16 2006, 01:25 PM
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Now I can relate to that one....

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