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Deepone
post May 10 2006, 07:10 AM
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Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The
only other thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided
them their food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top of the
tree to see if he could see a rescue boat coming.

One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I can't believe my
eyes. There is a girl out there floating in our direction." The lawyer on
the ground was most skeptical and said.
"I think you're hallucinating and you've finally lost your mind."

But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a naked blond woman,
face up and totally unconscious. The two lawyers went over to her, dragged
her up on the beach, and discovered, yes, she was alive.

One said the other, "You know, we've been on this island for months now
without a woman. It's been such a long time. Do you think we should,
......you know, ... screw her?"

The second lawyer, asked, "Out of What?"


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post May 10 2006, 09:35 AM
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post May 10 2006, 09:33 PM
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