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Deepone
post Jun 15 2006, 07:50 AM
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Ball Eat Champion! Dwarf on a Wharf Champion! Q Bert 2004 Champion! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Brawl Champion! Western Shooter Champion!

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Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Innovative
B) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult
to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity
B) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are Absolutely Impossible to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
B) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.


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oleva orava
post Jun 15 2006, 08:43 AM
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Asteroids Champion! Autobahn Champion! Breakout Champion! Celebrity Fight Club Champion! Drake and Josh Air Hockey Champion! El Emigrante Champion! Finger Footy Champion! Metal Arm FAWEGE Champion! Moon Lander Champion! Movie Madness Champion! Shadow The Hedgehog Champion! Simon Champion! Skeet Shoot Champion! Space Invaders Champion! Summer Games Champion! Uniroyal Fun Cup Champion! Virtua Worm Champion! YetiSports 6 BigWave Champion! The Professionals Champion!

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