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Deepone
post Mar 10 2007, 11:59 AM
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A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American in an overseas
flight.
After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.

"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged,
"and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much
she adored me."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded,
"and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could
never love another man."

When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how
many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once," he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted.
"And what did she say to you this morning?"

Don't stop."


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post Mar 11 2007, 09:51 AM
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Do i have american relatives? *laughs*


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