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Streetwise
post Mar 29 2007, 07:14 AM
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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone oestrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving y ou with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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spidermanx
post Mar 30 2007, 03:38 AM
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QUOTE(Streetwise @ Mar 29 2007, 12:14 AM)
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving y ou with a feeling of well-being.
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all make sense now


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artzelda
post Mar 30 2007, 04:55 PM
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Bottom line - sex is good
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Deepone
post Mar 30 2007, 10:15 PM
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.. depends - sometimes it aint so good nor healthy. Some people have a bit too weird tastes I guess ;P


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post Apr 8 2007, 10:49 PM
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Sounds like I need to get some.


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post Apr 9 2007, 08:52 AM
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What is sex??


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post Apr 11 2007, 07:57 AM
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ratrap: I'm not exactly too sure of the defination.. but I think it has to do with eating, at least partly :)


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post Apr 11 2007, 09:06 AM
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I am good at eating!


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post Apr 14 2007, 02:03 AM
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my misses is trying to loose weight, but she didn't take to kindly when I said we could just have lots and lots of sex...


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