THOUGHTS FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY
| Songi |
 Apr 13 2004, 04:06 PM
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 Sensei  Group: Moderator Posts: 560 Joined: 18-March 04 Tournaments Won: 1 Member No.: 7  |
THOUGHTS FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY
Save the whales. Collect the whole set. A day without sunshine is like, night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Honk if you love peace and quiet. Remember, half the people you know are below average. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade! Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it! If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand... OK, so what's the speed of dark? How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. Everyone has a photographic memory; Some just don't have film. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? AND THE ONE I RELATE TO THE MOST THESE DAYS - - - Inside every older person is a younger person wondering "What the hell happened?!" -------------------- Do not run away; let go. Do not seek, for it will come when least expected. - Bruce Lee
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| spektrum |
Apr 13 2004, 04:51 PM
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JDM Whore Group: Private Member Posts: 64 Joined: 18-March 04 Member No.: 11 |
Those were great!!!
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| TWINE006 |
Apr 13 2004, 07:53 PM
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 Narcissism Incarnate Group: Private Member Posts: 475 Joined: 18-March 04 Member No.: 25 |
Lol. Some of those are pretty true. Great stuff. -------------------- You can win a thousand battles but you can still only lose one.
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| Streetwise |
Apr 13 2004, 07:53 PM
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 Le Papillon Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12 |
Nice collection Songi. I actually read all them at one go :D
ok I'll try that :P --------------------  |
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