High tech women
| Streetwise |
 Apr 21 2004, 06:54 AM
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 Le Papillon  Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12  |
THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY FROM GEORGIA --
WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. " I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE HILLBILLY FROM GEORGIA FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BUTT. INTRIGUED, THE OTHER WOMEN RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. WITH AUTHORITY, THE HILLBILLY WOMAN SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTING A FAX." --------------------  |
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| Songi |
Apr 21 2004, 11:47 AM
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 Sensei Group: Moderator Posts: 560 Joined: 18-March 04 Tournaments Won: 1 Member No.: 7 |
lol. that was good.
-------------------- Do not run away; let go. Do not seek, for it will come when least expected. - Bruce Lee
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| Blue_Muppet |
Apr 21 2004, 01:03 PM
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 Resident Muppet Group: VIP Member Posts: 446 Joined: 17-March 04 From: Australia Member No.: 1 |
hello caps... :D
heheheh, thats a good one :) --------------------   |
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| captbics |
Apr 24 2004, 08:35 PM
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 nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 217 Joined: 24-April 04 Member No.: 90 |
I'll think twice about handling a fax from now on.
captbics -------------------- O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weather'd every rack, the prize we sought is won... (Dead Poet's Society) (Walt Whitman) |
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