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Maggietobias
post Apr 29 2004, 02:55 PM
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A nun is on her way back to her convent in a taxi. The driver keeps looking at her in the rear view mirror. She asks him why he is staring and he replies,
"I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers." My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure there is nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well I've always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral on me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
1:You have to be single; and 2: you must be a Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes I am single and I'm
Catholic too!"

The nun says "Ok pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfils his fantasy. But when they get back on
the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child why are you crying ?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm
married and I'm Jewish."

The nun say's, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween Party."
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post Apr 29 2004, 03:06 PM
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post Apr 30 2004, 05:36 AM
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post Apr 30 2004, 11:15 AM
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post Apr 30 2004, 05:12 PM
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ummm! The driver replies "Thanks for the BJ Kevin"
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post May 1 2004, 07:46 AM
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And Kevin replies, "The pleasure was all mine".


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