Signing up for Social Security
| Maggietobias |
 May 11 2004, 09:48 PM
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nFm [ progressor ]  Group: Private Member Posts: 140 Joined: 22-March 04 Member No.: 56  |
A retired man went to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line for quite a long time he arrived at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman he had left his wallet at home. "Want me to go home and come back later.?" he asked.
The woman said "Unbutton your shirt". He opened his shirt, revealing lots of curly silver hair. She said "that silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and processed his application for social security. When he got home, he told his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. She said, "you should have dropped your pants you might have qualified for disability too." |
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| Pikaporeon |
May 12 2004, 12:26 AM
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 Advanced Curveball Champion! ...Then I Defy You, Stars Group: Private Member Posts: 426 Joined: 26-March 04 From: Canadia Member No.: 70 |
That last line is a great insult to use casually....
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| Haroc |
May 12 2004, 02:00 AM
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 nFm [ progressor ] Group: Full Member Posts: 128 Joined: 4-May 04 From: QLD, Australia Member No.: 99 |
The only reply I can think for this one is 'haha' so ill leave it at that :)
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| artzelda |
May 12 2004, 02:09 PM
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 The MAN Group: Private Member Posts: 455 Joined: 18-March 04 Member No.: 26 |
really bad, Really bad, Maggie
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| Streetwise |
May 12 2004, 02:40 PM
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 Le Papillon Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12 |
Hey that's cruel. Btw which country is this? Nice way to identify yourself. EVERYBODY SHIRTS OUT :D
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| Maggietobias |
May 12 2004, 03:50 PM
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nFm [ progressor ] Group: Private Member Posts: 140 Joined: 22-March 04 Member No.: 56 |
Any with benefits for oldsters but the joke's reference is specific to the US
Maggietobias |
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