Upper management
| Streetwise |
 May 18 2004, 06:59 AM
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 Le Papillon  Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12  |
An Indian walks in to a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, and then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has the shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa Tonto. We're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management position. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the shit, then leave a mess for others to clean up, and disappears for the rest of day." --------------------  |
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| kingato |
May 18 2004, 02:16 PM
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nFm [ stuck around ] Group: Members Posts: 13 Joined: 17-May 04 Member No.: 103 |
Who took notes about my work. =)
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| TWINE006 |
May 18 2004, 09:54 PM
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 Narcissism Incarnate Group: Private Member Posts: 475 Joined: 18-March 04 Member No.: 25 |
Lol. Good one... and true too.
-------------------- You can win a thousand battles but you can still only lose one.
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