silent treatment
silent treatment
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The One Deep Down ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Private Member Posts: 1137 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Masala / Kirkkonummi / Finland Member No.: 101 ![]() |
+ Marriage Joke
Mike and Joan were having some problems at home and were giving each other the "silent treatment." But then Mike realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning drive with some pals to a golf match. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and so lose the "war"), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am." The next morning, Mike woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 am and that his friends would have left for the golf course without him. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 am. Wake up." Men simply are not equipped for these kinds of contests. -From Sven -------------------- This person is best talked to with the help of a computer..
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![]() Le Papillon ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12 ![]() |
Damn...we just can't win!!
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