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Pikaporeon	Jan 27 2005, 01:28 AM Post #1
...Then I Defy You, Stars Group: Private Member Posts: 426 Joined: 26-March 04 From: Canadia Member No.: 70	The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him"). Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease. Cognitive symptoms of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include but are not limited to: * Anti-social personality disorder traits * delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor * chronic mangling of the English language * extreme cognitive dissonance * inability to incorporate new information * inability to accept responsibility for actions * pronounced xenophobia * exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado * uncontrolled facial smirking * ignorance of geography and history * tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies * a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior. The disease is sweeping throughout Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas Bush. -------------------- A British company is developing small computer chips that can store music in women's breasts. This is considered a major breakthrough since women complain about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

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captbics	Jan 28 2005, 12:45 PM Post #2
nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 217 Joined: 24-April 04 Member No.: 90	I someone a sore loser.....?? :D Actually, I think we typically vote against soneone versus for someone. captbics -------------------- O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done, The ship has weather'd every rack, the prize we sought is won... (Dead Poet's Society) (Walt Whitman)

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Pikaporeon Medical Disorder Jan 27 2005, 01:28 AM

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Maggietobias I thought the reports out of the US stated that mo... Feb 3 2005, 11:45 PM

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