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> > > AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 --- CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY > > > >A
> > > lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite
> > > her
> > > was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the
> > > smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.
> > > When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the
> > > driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge
> > > asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man
> > > replied, "Well your Honour, it was like this: When the lady got on the
> > > bus,
> > > I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that
> > > said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming," and I grinned. Then she moved
> > > and
> > > sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling",
> > > and
> > > I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
> > > "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
> > > BUT,
> > > your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
> > > said,
> > > "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
> > > > > >"CASE DISMISSED > > > > > > > >

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