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Deepone
post May 30 2005, 08:19 AM
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A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we
put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here,
years ago.

Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese
food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of
us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking
water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we
all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that
causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row
raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."


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post May 30 2005, 08:20 AM
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