Classified Ads
| Streetwise |
 Jun 23 2005, 09:48 AM
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 Le Papillon  Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12  |
Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites ---------------------------------- FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Co*ker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog -------------------------------- FREE PUPPIES.. Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog ---------------------------------- GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free ------------------------------------- FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat .. been out awhile. Better be a reward. ----------------------------------- COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale ------------------------------- NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby ------------------------------------- GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb. ------------------------------------------ NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once ----------------------------------------- JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300 ------------------------------------------ FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything. --------------------  |
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| TWINE006 |
Jun 25 2005, 03:43 AM
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 Narcissism Incarnate Group: Private Member Posts: 475 Joined: 18-March 04 Member No.: 25 |
Lol, the last one and parachute one are pretty good.
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