+ Topical Joke
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely, so I
thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths
when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in.

It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending
over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places,
beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up... you know
the kind.

So I'm in my room and figure, "What the heck, I'll give her a call."

"Hello?" the woman says.

Wow! She sounded hot.

"Hi, I hear you give a great mass*ge and I'd like you to come to my room
and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all
alone and what I really want is s8x. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I
want it now. I'm talking k*nky the whole night long. You name it,
we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of
tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, wear a strap on,
cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want, baby!
Now, how does that sound?"

She says,
"That sounds fantastic.... but for an outside line, Sir, you need to press
9."