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Deepone	Apr 13 2006, 10:14 PM Post #1
The One Deep Down Group: Private Member Posts: 1137 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Masala / Kirkkonummi / Finland Member No.: 101	A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving." -------------------- This person is best talked to with the help of a computer..

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oleva orava	Apr 14 2006, 08:53 AM Post #2
nFm [ progressor ] Group: Alpha Member Posts: 99 Joined: 4-December 05 From: Lempäälä, Finland Member No.: 185	lol :D

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Deepone + Marriage Joke Apr 13 2006, 10:14 PM

oleva orava lol :D Apr 14 2006, 08:53 AM

enigma HAHA!! Very funny. :D Gotta love a clever... Apr 14 2006, 09:03 AM

Songi i love jokes like these. kick ass. Apr 14 2006, 09:46 PM

captbics Now I can relate to that one.... captbics Apr 16 2006, 01:25 PM

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