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Audiyoda

Apr 20 2004, 03:52 AM

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Houston, we have a problem...

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http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/200...42056.2147.html

Great stuff:

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Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL.

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Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

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If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

Great stuff.... :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D

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Pikaporeon	Apr 20 2004, 09:40 PM Post #2
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Audiyoda Are U a Computer Hacker? Apr 20 2004, 03:52 AM

Rogue Znowman hehehe Be funny to see what some computer-illiter... Apr 20 2004, 05:19 AM

Streetwise lol :D Apr 20 2004, 08:50 AM

Blue_Muppet lol yeah, thats been posted a few times over the y... Apr 20 2004, 09:29 AM

Pikaporeon I sent it to my parents as Ive asked for most of t... Apr 20 2004, 09:40 PM

dInferno That was funny. I work in retail selling computer... Apr 21 2004, 05:31 AM

Saint26 :lol: Apr 21 2004, 03:36 PM

PimpScourge The comments are the best! :lol: Apr 21 2004, 04:15 PM

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