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artzelda
post Jun 16 2004, 08:58 PM
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1.) Q: How do you tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative?
A: Easy. Watch a man drowning fifty feet offshore.

The conservative will throw out 25 feet of rope and shout "swim for it!"

The liberal will toss out 50 feet of rope, drop his own end, and go off to do another good deed.

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Pikaporeon
post Jun 17 2004, 06:30 PM
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The liberal will toss 50 feet of money that he took from the public...


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