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PimpScourge

Sep 29 2004, 05:58 AM

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World Destruction Begins Sept. 29

LONG BEACH, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Mark September 29 on your calendar because it will mark the beginning of the end of the world.

That's the chilling news from E.T. expert Dr. Terry Johnson, who claims various conglomerations of alien races are conspiring to destroy planet Earth on that day -- with the help of a few volcanoes and earthquakes.

Johnson says an earthquake is scheduled to take place in Guadalajara, Mexico, and when the "crest" of the quake happens, a giant spacecraft will slam into the fault line like a "kamikaze" fighter and start a global chain reaction that will result in the ultimate destruction of the planet.

He claims the E.T.s want to destroy Earth because, in his words, "They're afraid of human creativity and our unique ways of problem solving."

Some humans will be saved, and Johnson says many are already being abducted to other planets to be used as super computers.

It sounds hopeless, but he says hundreds of human abductees are working as a resistance force by learning to fly UFOs.

http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-07-19/1010116.html

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Xizor	Oct 18 2004, 04:14 AM Post #2
nFm [ stuck around ] Group: Members Posts: 22 Joined: 14-June 04 Member No.: 115	cool... how do i get abducted? I want to learn to fly a ufo? although... ...if i get abducted do i get probed? ???

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PimpScourge it's the end of the world Sep 29 2004, 05:58 AM

optomos That is........fassinating Sep 29 2004, 02:59 PM

Xizor cool... how do i get abducted? I want to learn to... Oct 18 2004, 04:14 AM

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