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megatonone	Nov 20 2004, 04:52 PM Post #1
nFm [ not leaving ] Group: Full Member Posts: 48 Joined: 20-March 04 Member No.: 48	A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?" The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit." The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

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mcelb1200	Dec 6 2004, 02:10 PM Post #2
nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 240 Joined: 29-April 04 From: Melbourne, Australia Member No.: 94	um.... the doctor? -------------------- ... just let me see if I can get that log out of your eye...

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megatonone 90 Year Old Man Nov 20 2004, 04:52 PM

Messenger bwahahaha .... it wasn't me! :whistle: :... Nov 21 2004, 08:22 AM

Deepone no, it wasnt.. we all know who it was.. right ? ;P Nov 22 2004, 08:18 AM

mcelb1200 um.... the doctor? Dec 6 2004, 02:10 PM

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