"I got a new car radio yesterday. It has voice recognition.
You shout "soul" and it plays a soul station.

You shout "rock" and it finds rock and roll for you.

You shout "country" and it finds country music.
I was enjoying this new technology when some children ran in front of my car, causing me to swerve at the last second. I yelled out: "F**king kids!"

And my radio started playing Michael Jackson songs..."