+ General Joke
Morris thought he was dead, when in reality he was very much alive. His
delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to
see a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist spent many laborious sessions trying to convince the
man he was still alive. Nothing seemed to work. Finally the doctor
tried one last approach. He took out his medical books and proceeded to
show the patient that dead men don't bleed. After hours of tedious
study, Morris seemed convinced that dead men don't bleed.

"Do you now agree that dead men don't bleed?" the doctor asked.

"Yes, I do," replied Morris.

"Very well, then," the doctor said. He took out a pin and pricked
Morris' finger. Out came a trickle of blood. The doctor asked, "What
does that tell you?"

"Oh my goodness!" Morris exclaimed, as he stared incredulously at his
finger... "Dead men DO bleed!!"