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perhaps this joke is really associated with the picture above:

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two
months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this
to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari
stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey
hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and
enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells
them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry
Her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge.

I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her
life.

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, a beachfront villa and a €2m bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a €4m bank
account. If twins, they will receive a factory and €2m each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not really sure what to do. What
do you suggest?"

At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,


"You can sh*g her again."